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The Russian president; In Norway! Jezuzh!

2010-04-26T08:05:00.000-07:00

How interesting. Not. Why the heck is the Russian President in Norway? I have no clue. At all. Seriusly. It must be one of these "Look how well we and our friendship are!"-visits. The fact is that Norway and Russia has been arguing about the borders up north in 40 years now, and there is no solution nearby. Hip hurray. Well, its not that wierd, actually, when we see how Dmitrij Medvedev reacts to titties:

When that is said, our good king himself, does not look to bright:

So, a new beginning, ey?

2010-04-10T05:21:00.000-07:00

Well, i promised myself that I wouldn't touch this blog for atleast a year. Now that we have entered april, 2010, I will continue my important work. I'm also looking for coop-bloggers, that can fill skrot.tk with important bullshit like how awsome I am, how fuck'd up stupid you crackwhores are, and so on.

So, if you got somthin' great cookin' up in those brains, feel free to email that shit to andreas@skrot.tk! Further on; have a good one.

Piss out,

#a

Freddy & the Casuals, debut-album out now!

2009-03-04T08:10:00.000-08:00

My band, Freddy & the Casual, just released our new album, "Definisjonen", check out some of the songs here or here.

Hip-Hop in Norwegian, with liveband. Well, calling it hip-hop is not a very discribing way to say it. It's fusion, realy! Hip-hop with blues, funk, latinorythms, stoner-rock, some progressive/acid-arts, jazz and more. Check it out!

Ofc, its a 6/6. Happy listning!

-Andreas

Aouu...

2009-01-18T08:18:00.000-08:00

Oh, hard weekend, 'aith..!

Got nothing smart to say today, just wanna sleep and relax..

Fuck off.

Israel vs. Hamas. Who's gonna loose this one?

2009-01-08T14:39:00.001-08:00

Gaza and Palestinia are.
In Oslo, the capitol of Norway, streetfights are raging on in this very moment. A politician called forth a supportevent for Israel and their war against Hamas. On a scale from 1 to 10 thats 11 in stupidity. The last 4 days riots have ravaged Oslo, and today hell froze over when Siv Jensen managed to arrange this little event in front of the parliament of Norway.

Great police-forces are using violence and anger to stop the youth from expression their feelings and meanings, and of course they fight back. Of cource they do! No-one else are willing to fight for their cause, and their voice wont be heard in any other way. The media is an enemy in this case. It could work as it should; as a tool and voice of the people, but only when these methods are used will the norwegian media cover our cause.

So go out in the streets and give them your support! Numbers strengthen, and I'm atleast 2 or 3 myself. Take the power back! We live in democracy? Prove it!

No peace without freedom!

The wall must go, and the war must end. NOW!

Read more about the apartheidwall and the demonstration(s) at http://www.blitz.no/.

Fritt Palestina!

Happy new year!

2009-01-02T06:05:00.000-08:00

Well guys and girls, thank you for a marbelous year! I could go on and on about how nice it have been, and all the lovely people out there, but to be honest I don't wanna wast time on that. So to all you scumbags out there; Keep sending mails and reviewsrequests! You always make my day with that.

Piss out

#a

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-22T09:47:00.001-08:00

Jesus Cries(t)! What has happend to the real-deal about x-mas? Everyone are just running around and yelling somthing about food or gifts.. 03.00 this morning I were on th ER in Sandefjord, had intensive pain in my ears. Lying there, getting my veins filled with some morfin or somthing like that, I realised this; Stop rushing around, spoiling your kids and trying to overcook your mother-in-law at the kitchen, and get me somthing real fuckin' nice this year! I'm in pain! LOTS of PAIN! I got a AouAou in my ears. :-<

Urgh..

2008-12-07T02:01:00.000-08:00

Teenager killed in Greece.. Those cops pulled a trigger against a 16 yeard old kid? Get out in the streets and show'em what you think about it!

Click here to read the article.

Speed saves!

2008-10-24T04:11:00.001-07:00

So, yesterday I was driving trough the woods, to deliver a key to someone I work with. I got there, gave her the key and got on my way back. Suddenly, in the middle of the friggin' road, a tree! Wtf? A tree?! I passed by the exact same spot 5 minutes ago and there was NOT a tree in the road! Anyway, I hit the tree in aproximatly 60 mph/100 kmh, rushed right trough it. Not even a mark on my car. Did the speed do it? I think so. From now on I'll always run fast wherever I go! (I love excuses for driving fast!)

Anyway, got two concerts this weekend, looking foreward to that. I'm suppose to rewiev at least one movie and one game this weekend aswell, but I'll have to reconsider that.

Since I'm allready filling you in on my very, very interesting life, I can also tell you that skrot.tk's numbers are reaching new hights. Last week we had over 400 unike visits! Isn't that just great?
Well, its great if you take the week before that in to consideration.

Right now, I got more important things to do than "talking" to you lowlifers, like getting a cup of tea for example.

Remeber kids, speed saves!

Oh, My, Gadh....

2008-10-22T06:36:00.001-07:00

So, you might know this, but to inform all of you who doessn't know about our little Russia vs. Skrot.tk affair, lets just say they wont lay off our asses.

I got phonecalls, readings, server break-in, stuff like that.. Tho' I can't prove that it is the Russian Federation that stand behind it all, the DID leave a couple of direct, on-site visits, and therefore traceable "leads". So here's a nice and friendly message to our sweet neighbour up in the north;

STOP JAMMING MY BLOG, you filthy, vodka-abusing, "wears-an-ass-of-a-small-animal-on-your-head motherfuckers!

You don't even deserve drinking piss from a rotten boot.

Thank you.

Contests, news, rewievs and such...

2008-10-18T05:57:00.000-07:00

So, as you all can see, we are celebrating our re-opening with a kick-ass contest! All contests can be found under Skrot-News! So check that shit out, and keep sending in mail and ideas, you always make my day with your silly crap.

Jådæ...

2008-10-15T05:32:00.000-07:00

Jaja, som dere ser har det ikke skjedd noen verdens ting her siden mai tidligere i år. Dette på grunn av at vi har hatt mye å gjøre, og litt småproblemer med Den Russiske Føderale Tjenesten, etter jeg publiserte et litt uheldig innlegg om KGB osv.. Kremt..

Anyways, bloggen vil sansynligvis bli oversatt til engelsk from now on. Eller, dvs, så snart jeg har publisert dette innlegget og begynner på det neste..!

Jeg har fått leilighet, uten nett selvfølgelig, så jeg må sitte på Bakgården Cafè for å yte mine tjenester til alle dere der ute. Knallbra cafè forresten, check it out!

Jeg spiller nå perkussjon(uttales "perkøshjon") for bandet "Freddy & The Casuals", det er fest.
Sune rusler med det sammen han har gjort de siste 2 åra, men han faktisk vært litt på reisefot..! Og det samme har jeg. (Roma, Praha, Bø i Telemark, det kommer sikkert noen artikler på det!)

Men nå: Takk til alle dere som jevnlig har sjekket siden(særlig dere fra Russland!) , og jeg kan ikke si noe annet en at vi beklager at det har gått treigt. Eller, vi kan jo si at vi driter i det, for det gjør vi jo av og til, men sånn ellers...! Nå skal jeg ta en ny runde Trick-Track med Andreas(han inder'n som er kokk på Bakgården) og klekke ut en genial artikkel. Piss ut.

Mer om oppdateringer..

2008-05-07T22:59:00.000-07:00

Det har gått 3-4 uker med tauset fra vår side. Grunnet mye virrvarr frem og tilbake så har vi vært fryktlig slække med nye saker og ting her inne. Det vil komme hyppigere oppdateringer, nye ting og flere konkuranser! Vi holder også på med å få inn et par nye faste spalter. Gled dere!

Piss ut,
Andreas

Stilling Ledig!

2008-04-28T06:41:00.000-07:00

Skrot.tk søker skribent(er)!

Vi er på utkikk etter noen som kunne tenke seg å skrive spill-anmeldelser. Du må ha sær humor (kan godt være morsomt også), skrive på bestilling, og vite litt om spill. Send en mail til andreas@skrot.tk. Nb: Stillingen er ubetalt, frem til det ligger noe mer penger i dette.

Oppdateringer og ny hovedside.

2008-04-27T15:53:00.000-07:00

Velkommen til ny hovedside! Oppdateringer og nyheter som angår skrot.tk vil komme her fortløpende.